There will be a new addative to this drug that is your favorite blog. I call it, ROPI. Before you judge me hear me out, the acronym is Ranting withOut Political Inhibitors. Here is the first installment.
Ok folks those graphic t-shirts with the written jokes on them have an expiration date. Let's start at fifty years old. After that, DON'T WEAR THEM. If that's not clear enough, then if you are using a walker, you have no business having some pathetic attempt at sarcastic, sardonic, or witty humor written across the front of your shirt.
Special note: NO ONE has any business having an entire paragraph written across their shirt, because I'm not going to stop some schmoe in the middle of the grocery store and read their Khols shirt what reads the entire written works of Shakespear.
Special special note: Girls that means you too. When you've got War and Peace written across your bust, what are we staring at??? We get marked as perves while we get caught staring at some random girl, while trying to decipher the monologue across a $5 shirt from WALMART
Special special SPECIAL note: Point being, OLD WOMEN SHOULD NOT WEAR SAID SHIRTS
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